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More Never Trust Quotes
- Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. — Eubie Blake
- Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop
- Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice. — Winston Churchill
- Love your country, but never trust its government. — Robert A. Heinlein
- Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody. — John Churton Collins
- Never trust the teller, trust the tale. — D. H. Lawrence
- Never trust a skinny cook — Unknown Author
- Allies never trust each other, but that doesn't spoil their effectiveness. — Ayn Rand
- Never trust the man who has reason to suspect that you know he has injured you — Henry Fielding
- Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson
- Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies. — Bette Davis
- Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. — D. Elton Trueblood