Public Restroom Quotes
- Try being my size and going into a public restroom. — Billy Barty
- Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the… — Marlo Thomas
- Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the… — Tina Fey
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be alone,… — Marianna
- That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea
- That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek
- Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom — Nikhil Saluja