Restroom Quotes

38 quotes by 32 authors

I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word 'poor' till I… — B B King
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want… — Sheryl Crow
Try being my size and going into a public restroom. — Billy Barty
I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the… — George Lopez
For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex. — William H. Gass
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great.… — Lynda Barry
You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of… — Hillary Clinton
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to Leave Your Life."… — Geoffrey Gray
Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when… — David Letterman
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty… — Zac Efron
The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a… — Jessica Savitch
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the… — Marlo Thomas
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked.… — Rick Riordan
I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control. — David Foster Wallace
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace. — Lilith Saintcrow
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at… — John Mortimer
Then youâ€™re going to stay in that net until eternity comes to pass. (Sin) Well, thatâ€™s really intelligent, isnâ€™t it? What are you going to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We donâ€™t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.â€ â€œYouâ€™ve got a magician named Mel? — Rick Riordan
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely unable… — Rachel Caine

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