Restroom Quotes

38 Restroom quotes by 32 unique authors

Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja
I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the restroom! — Nikhil Saluja
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, plane's all late and delayed and shit, and I'm looking at all these signs they say… — Dimebag Darrell
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be alone,… — Marianna
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea
That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Unknown Author
I'm pissed off like a blind person looking for a restroom. — Mac Miller
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Restroom Quotes

32 authors contributed a total of 38 Restroom Quotes, led by these top contributors: