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• I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word… — B B King
• I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now,… — Sheryl Crow
• Try being my size and going into a public restroom. — Billy Barty
• I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat… — George Lopez
• For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex. — William H. Gass
• I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms… — Lynda Barry
• You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to… — Hillary Clinton
• One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to… — Geoffrey Gray
• Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to… — David Letterman
• The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises). — Rich Hall
• One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink.… — Zac Efron
• The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if… — Jessica Savitch

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