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- Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja
- That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles… — Brian Zilinek
- I was born on a plantation, and things weren't so good. We didn't have any money. I never thought of the word… — B B King
- I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now,… — Sheryl Crow
- Try being my size and going into a public restroom. — Billy Barty
- I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat… — George Lopez
- For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex. — William H. Gass