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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most…
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was…
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The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
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I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes…
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