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Time Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching…
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago…
- Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!'…
- I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
- If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
- I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I…
- it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
- brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.
- ‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
- I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are…
- Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about…
- People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker.…
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- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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- Never regret your past, the only thing you should regret is the time you've wasted with the wrong people. — Nishan Panwar
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud