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Think Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little…
- Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.'…
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
- The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
- If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls,…
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