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- You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
- I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in…
- Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you…
- Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels…
- I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's…
- WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE.
- Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were…
- Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers…
- I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love…
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- A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing them appears the grandeur of the mind and… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster