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- The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a…
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there…
- New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were…
- I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If…
- Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict…
- This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them…
- When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic animal - don't…
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working…
- Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
- The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't…
- If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that…
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- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
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- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster