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Telling Quotes by David Letterman
- You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in…
- I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
- Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened…
- Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris…
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- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. — Aristotle
- Presidents do not go off on leave without telling the country. — Chinua Achebe
- Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree;… — Jane Austen
- Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your understanding, find out what you already… — Richard Bach
- The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann
- I think of being an actor as kind of a young man's gig. It's emasculating, in a way, people messing with you… — Kevin Bacon
- Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? — Dave Barry
- I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it… — Glenn Beck
- People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm
- I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending words to… — Adele
- I keep telling myself to calm down, to take less of an interest in things and not to get so excited, but… — Kate Adie