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Tell Quotes by Green Monk
- Parents, tell your kids they'll end up in hell if they become fat. Trust me, they will thank you when they grow up.
- Tell your girlfriend how much you love her out of the blue one day. I bet she'll love it.
- People tell me I'm a drama queen. I don't get why that's a bad thing. If I'm a queen, don't I get to tell you…
- Even when it's not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I'm not the person who sank a $570 million…
- Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy.
- I can tell any girl's future by just touching and feeling her butts... . . . This divine knowledge is known as Ass-trology.
- It's difficult for me to tell whether girls like me for who I am as a person. Damn my incredibly massive penis.
- Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered...
- How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom!
- You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my ass.
- Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh.
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- 'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' — Wystan Hugh Auden