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Team Quotes by Jay Leno
- Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.
- Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
- President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
- The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.
- A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from…
- The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as…
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- Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes. — Frank Abagnale
- I want to make sure I don't interfere with the success of that team next year. I don't see any way I… — Bear Bryant
- Many activities and team play participation will give you a training that will prove invaluable later on in life. — Walter Annenberg
- Accountability is essential to personal growth, as well as team growth. How can you improve if you're never wrong? If you don't… — Pat Summitt