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Stuff Quotes by Jack Handey
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff.
- When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy.
- Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only…
- Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because…
- I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in…
- If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.
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