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Start Quotes by Joan Rivers
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
- I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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