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Stand Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself…
- Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
- A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death…
- I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You…
- Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.
- Stand-up is hard.
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- A good photograph is knowing where to stand. — Ansel Adams