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Spin Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.…
- Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
- I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then…
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