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Someone Quotes by Billy Connolly
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
- The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex.…
- I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can't…
- My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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