"I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways.……" — Billy Connolly
"I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can't fly"
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75 Quotes by Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly has 75 quotes on this site.
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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More Adelaide Quotes
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one of 11 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The provincial intellectual is doomed to arguing at low level... there is still no Australian literary world, not in Sydney,…
— Clive James
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Adelaide was the first city in Australia, if not in the world, to provide for the health and recreation of…
— Robin Boyd
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We are eager to tunnel under the Atlantic and bring the Old World some weeks nearer to the New; but…
— Henry David Thoreau
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I'd always dreamt of acting but, in Adelaide, we don't have exposure to the opportunities that make stardom a possibility.
— Teresa Palmer
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I had the best of both worlds when I was a kid. I'd spend a quiet week with my mum,…
— Teresa Palmer
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I don't really remember the day we lost our home in the floods, but looking back I can understand how…
— Samantha Stosur
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I had seen Adelaide the dearest and the cheapest place to live in.
— Catherine Helen Spence
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The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice…
— Ronald Biggs
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Adelaide is becoming a hub for higher education.
— Geoff Mulgan
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When I was a kid in Adelaide, I dreamed of becoming No. 1 in the world, winning a grand slam…
— Lleyton Hewitt
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