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Solid Gold Quotes by Jack Handey
- What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
More Solid Gold Quotes
- It was Indian summer, a bluebird sort of day as we call it in the north, warm and sunny, without a breath… — Sigurd F. Olson
- The man who treasures his friends is usually solid gold himself. — Marjorie Holmes
- Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And… — Lewis Black
- What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. — Jack Handey
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I… — Jack Handey
- Surely, God could have caused birds to fly with their bones made of solid gold, with their veins full of quicksilver, with… — Galileo Galilei
- I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the… — Hedy Lamarr
- If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a… — Richard Kadrey