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Single Quotes by Dave Barry
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so…
- SAT tests are designed by huge panels of experts in education and psychology who work for years to design tests in which not one single…
- I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
- The trouble is, you cannot grow just one zucchini. Minutes after you plant a single seed, hundreds of zucchini will barge out of the ground…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
- I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached, after traveling through Japan, as well as countless hours reading, studying, and analyzing this…
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- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- One single positive dream is, more important than a thousand negative realities. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don't Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can Not Decide My Future !! — Ritu Ghatourey
- We are too much accustomed to attribute to a single cause that which is the product of several, and the majority of… — Marcus Aurelius