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- Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will…
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- Politics is just show business for ugly people.
- Scientists are complaining that the new dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give…
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
More Shows Quotes
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- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson
- I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to promote myself.… — David Attenborough
- In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. — Jane Austen