« All Show Quotes · Jay Leno's Page
Show Quotes by Jay Leno
- Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will…
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply…
- A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise…
- Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- Politics is just show business for ugly people.
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
- If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio.
- When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.
- I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I…
More Show Quotes
- There Is No Value Of What You Did In Past, Show Your Best Part Today. Everyone Wants To Read Today's Newspaper Coz… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Its a shame to hide such a wonderful feeling like Love, When you love someone, show it, say it! Love must be… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Never show too much love for anyone because it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding YOU. — Nishan Panwar
- I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you near, I… — Superman
- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja
- There Is No Value Of What You Did In Past, Show ur Best Part Today. Bcoz Everyone Wants To Read Today's Newspaper… — Ritzy
- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- Every thing secret degenerates, even the administration of justice; nothing is safe that does not show how it can bear discussion and… — Lord Acton