Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja
I lost my charm when I thought I had any. — Nikhil Saluja
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja
For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja
What a beautiful day to walk around my city, staring at my phone. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja
Note to self: Thanks for always being there. — Nikhil Saluja
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single FUCK THIS. — Nikhil Saluja
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja
The most powerful force in the universe is women gossiping. — Nikhil Saluja
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up. — Nikhil Saluja
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. — Nikhil Saluja
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja

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120 authors contributed a total of 534 Shit Talking Quotes, led by these top contributors: