Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? — Nikhil Saluja
You look like shit. Is that the style now? — Nikhil Saluja
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. — Nikhil Saluja
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV! — Nikhil Saluja
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja
Save me, Jeebus! — Nikhil Saluja
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car! — Nikhil Saluja
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja
Tell them all I know now, shout it from the roof top write it on the sky line all we had is gone now. Tell… — Amanda
My boyfriend not allowed to wear anything Nike, the only thing he better be 'Just Doing' is me. — Caitlin
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja
The best thing about kids is making them. — Nikhil Saluja
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was wrong with that… — Nikhil Saluja

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