Shit Talking Quotes
- Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja
- He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja
- I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja
- Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents — Nikhil Saluja
- Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja
- That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja
- Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with your future wife - Mutual trust — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with a long term partner - Standard life — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with your secretary - Employers liability — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex on the phone - Direct line — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with different partners - Go compare — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with a lady boy - Confused.com — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex with anthropomorphs - compare the market — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex that goes on for ever - Saga — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex whilst wearing two condoms - Prudential — Nikhil Saluja
- Gangbang sex - co-operative — Nikhil Saluja
- Sex on tour - Nationwide — Nikhil Saluja
- Caught having sex - Swift Cover — Nikhil Saluja