Shit Talking Quotes
534 quotes by 120 authors
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Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If I'm what I eat, then why isn't me saying meow?
— Nikhil Saluja
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My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Love.. Purity, Honesty and Hard work.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Coltivate... Courage, Cheerfulness and Contentment.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Control... Tounge, Temper and Temptation.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Watch.. Speech, Behavior and Action.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Love is a finger in the butt.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU die.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?
— Nikhil Saluja
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I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.
— Nikhil Saluja
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To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn?
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Shit Talking Quotes
120 authors contributed a total of 534 Shit Talking Quotes, led by these top contributors: