Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think. — Nikhil Saluja
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones… — Nikhil Saluja
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude Roller Derby. Maybe… — Nikhil Saluja
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop and smell some… — Nikhil Saluja
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja
Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what? — Nikhil Saluja
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja
Her suicide note will be Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
Those girls who think every guy wants them.... NO. — Nikhil Saluja
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja
A woman is as faithful as her options. — Nikhil Saluja
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja

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