Shit Talking Quotes
- Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I were a girl, I'd despair . The suppy of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. — Nikhil Saluja
- The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja
- The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja
- I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja
- You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja
- In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja
- Absence makes the heart go yonder. — Nikhil Saluja
- When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
- I really want to send some food to Hungary. — Nikhil Saluja
- I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers. — Nikhil Saluja
- There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it! — Nikhil Saluja
- I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja
- How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja
- I always start my diet on the same day. Tommorow! — Nikhil Saluja
- To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in,… — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja