Shit Talking Quotes
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- What the fuck do you want from me? is the new hello. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I am Not Working, I am Networking! — Nikhil Saluja
- School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja
- Tears: The hydrolic force that women use to defeat men. — Nikhil Saluja
- Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja
- Father: The banker nature gave children. — Nikhil Saluja
- Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja
- Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja
- Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja
- Mosquito: The only insect that makes you prefer flies. — Nikhil Saluja
- Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja
- Atom Bomb: The invention to end all other inventions. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't have a twitter account. A twitter account have me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja
- Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm good looking, right? -Everyone — Nikhil Saluja
- Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja
- The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find… — Nikhil Saluja
- Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja