Shit Talking Quotes
- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. — Nikhil Saluja
- In case of emergency , Break Dance! — Nikhil Saluja
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. — Nikhil Saluja
- I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. — Nikhil Saluja
- My biggest problem is falling in love with those who retweet me, — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. — Nikhil Saluja
- Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja
- Urologists don't know shit. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas. — Nikhil Saluja
- So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. — Nikhil Saluja
- One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? — Nikhil Saluja
- It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Earth is full. Go home. — Nikhil Saluja
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. — Nikhil Saluja
- Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! — Nikhil Saluja
- Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma