Shit Talking Quotes
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja
- Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja
- It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer. — Nikhil Saluja
- I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja
- My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. — Nikhil Saluja
- She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun. — Nikhil Saluja
- When being around ppl who don't like you, the best revenge is to look hot af to give them a reason to talk. — Sabrina Beaubian
- You don't get to choose, You just fall. — Nikhil Saluja
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge. — Nikhil Saluja
- John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja
- Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja
- I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja
- Dealing with assholes is a perfect timepass. — Nikhil Saluja
- A boy will manipulate your heart. The man explores it. — Nikhil Saluja
- A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :) — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm sending you some kisses, I know you like them. — Nikhil Saluja
- I just wanna say one thing. — Nikhil Saluja