Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before I die! — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja
A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats. — Nikhil Saluja
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. — Nikhil Saluja
If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it? — Nikhil Saluja
True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning. — Nikhil Saluja
I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. — Nikhil Saluja
True love is just like rain; it touches us all. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. — Nikhil Saluja
A part of us remains where ever we have been. — Nikhil Saluja
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja
Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first. — Nikhil Saluja
If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else. — Nikhil Saluja
If you want a Romeo start acting like a Juliet. — Nikhil Saluja
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Shit Talking Quotes

120 authors contributed a total of 534 Shit Talking Quotes, led by these top contributors: