Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja
We love because it is the only true adventure — Nikhil Saluja
The Eskimo has fifty two names for snow because it is important to them, there ought to be as many for love. — Nikhil Saluja
There is nothing like love in this world unless you experience it. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual… — Nikhil Saluja
Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts' — Nikhil Saluja
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja
Periods. Mother natures cock block. — Nikhil Saluja
I never pay my attention. he's going to die poor. — Nikhil Saluja
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are ignoring you. — Nikhil Saluja

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