Shit Talking Quotes
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. — Nikhil Saluja
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. — Nikhil Saluja
- A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. — Nikhil Saluja
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No… — Nikhil Saluja
- Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja
- A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja
- Humor is sorrow plus time divided by farts. — Nikhil Saluja
- God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja
- I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja
- A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja
- The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology. — Nikhil Saluja
- When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. — Nikhil Saluja
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. — Nikhil Saluja
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja
- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja
- Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja
- A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no. — Nikhil Saluja