Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja
A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired. — Nikhil Saluja
A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat. — Nikhil Saluja
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja
A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months. — Nikhil Saluja
A will is a . . . dead giveaway. — Nikhil Saluja
Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. — Nikhil Saluja
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. — Nikhil Saluja
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja

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