Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up? — Nikhil Saluja
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee. — Nikhil Saluja
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja
Love dictates, but a kiss writes the secrets of the heart. — Nikhil Saluja
Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested. — Nikhil Saluja
Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility… — Nikhil Saluja
There's always money in the banana stand. — Nikhil Saluja
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja
The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search. — Nikhil Saluja
2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes. — Nikhil Saluja
True love is indescribable, yet self-explanatory. — Nikhil Saluja
It is better to talk with my hands than talking to a shitty face like you. — Unknown Author
I'm afraid, I just blue myself. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja
Women speak in estrogen. Men listen in testosterone. — Nikhil Saluja
Stop quoting me on your twitter profile. - Gandhi — Nikhil Saluja
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a towel around your… — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Nikhil Saluja
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja

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