Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 120 authors

I should be ashamed of yourself. — Nikhil Saluja
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. — Nikhil Saluja
People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose. — Nikhil Saluja
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to,… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and I learned that… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I learned that I… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and productive person when… — Nikhil Saluja
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't… — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Shit Talking Quotes

120 authors contributed a total of 534 Shit Talking Quotes, led by these top contributors: