"I never knew you could offend someone by……" — Nikhil Saluja

"I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed."

— Nikhil Saluja

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Knowledge of the world in only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet. — Lord Chesterfield
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If public figures came out of the closet, then the LGBT kids who saw them on TV would feel safe… — Margaret Cho
Prayer is not learned in a classroom but in the closet. — Edward McKendree Bounds
We cannot talk to God strongly when we have not lived for God strongly. The closet cannot be made holy… — Edward McKendree Bounds
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A holy life does not live in the closet, but it cannot live without the closet. — Edward McKendree Bounds

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