Pissed Quotes

292 quotes by 232 authors

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. — Howard Stern
Effort is between you, and you, and nobody else. So that team that thinks it's ready to see you, they think what they've seen on… — Ray Lewis
That's the classic nature of people, though. We'll skip the basics and get pissed when the sexy stuff doesn't work. — Martyn Rooney
I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and… — Simon Hobday
There is a newly coined word in the English language for the moment when the person we're with whips out their BlackBerry or answers that… — Daniel Goleman
I used to get really pissed off that my life was so dictated by when this Jesus guy was born and when he was dying… — Tori Amos
The folks who go after grand challenges are impatient. They're pissed off. They're sick and tired, but in a passionate way. They're driven by a… — Peter Diamandis
Viv Anderson has pissed a fatness test. — John Helm
My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off… — Ozzy Osbourne
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as… — David Henry
Listen, I'm not cool. Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don't be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated. Be tenacious. Be… — Justin Timberlake
I have too much potential for collapse. There's an anonymity that makes people feel safe to participate in hatefulness. I like a good old-fashioned fistfight… — Julia Roberts
I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded, — Julia Roberts
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time. — Robin Williams
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not… — Robin Williams
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. — Shawn Michaels
All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off, but they've all given me a fervor. An angry ambition that cannot be… — Tobey Maguire
It's my duty as a human being to be pissed off — Eric Bogosian
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60 points,… — Shaquille O'Neal

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