Pissed Quotes

292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. — Howard Stern
One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,'… — Brian Eno
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. — Chuck Lorre
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year… — Chuck Lorre
I really try to be aware of the purpose of each song. There are songs on my record that I want people to have sex… — Nick Jonas
I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get. — Pauly Shore
If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in… — Jennifer Aniston
Its like a Contiki tour, getting on and off buses, getting pissed. — Willie Mason
I was never happy, I was just less pissed off. — Unknown Author
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really have drunk friends.… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot. — Tara Brown
[Cus D'Amato] told me, 'You're the type of guy who has to be hurt to learn.' I'm pissed off today because he was right about… — Mike Tyson
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma. — Kid Rock
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. — Coolio
The parents are pissed, but the kids love it. — Eminem
I don't want to be in everyone's face. I'm a big music fan, and I get really pissed off when it gets like that and… — Adele
When I was young, there was never any space for me to get attention of my own that wasn't negative. Art, and the practice of… — Kim Gordon
I’m pissed off at my Republican family back in North Carolina, several of whom came to my wedding, but who went right back and are… — Armistead Maupin
Guys don't understand great art. They don't care that sometimes the camera has power beyond the photographer to record emotion that only the heart can… — Joan Bauer
The record industry is still pissed off that other people are making money off their business, even if it promotes their products and increases their… — Jonathan Potter
I think the worst reaction that I could get from someone to my photos is some sort of mediocre, middle-range reaction where they really get… — Alex Prager
I told the students [at Yale] we were going to talk about love - I meant love in the sense of devotions to one's work… — Kiki Smith
Most people's Gods are self-reflective. God just has to be like you. You get concerned, so you assume God must get concerned. You get pissed… — Frederick Lenz

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