Pissed Quotes

292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors

Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy… — Unknown Author
The party will be pissed when I buy out the bar and leave water on the list — JR Writer
Money is my pet peeve, give me hourly if there is none at all, than Im pissed off. I listen to Rick Ross and I… — Unknown Author
Represent, Watch The Throne, niggall be pissed off. Earth is boring to im, shit is makin my dick soft. — Jay-Z
So Finnally I Bought Her An Ipod And Caught Her Stealing My Music So I Tied Her Arms And Legs To The Bed And Set… — Eminem
You need to slit your wrists? Get pissed and go jump off a bridge. — Hollywood Undead
Picture the person you absolutely hate with a really pissed off face.. now picture that same person furiously humping a watermelon with that same pissed… — Shellby Wilson
Congrats you just officially pissed me off. sorry I dont have a certificate for you. i couldnt find one that said — Bridgett
COngrats you have officially pissed me off. sorry I dont a certificate for you. there's not a certificate that says — Bridgett
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is… — Unknown Author
I'm not depressed, I'm at the point where I'm so pissed off I would kill myself to hurt them. — Unknown Author
If you pissed off because you think that I dissed you, I'll rape your mom so we can make it a personal issue — Immortal Technique
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2… — Mike Epps
My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out. — Unknown Author
I'm tired of being good all the time. I'm pissed and I want to have this be my time to live my life. — Unkown
K = You just pissed me off. Go away. — Daniel
I got the mic and freestyled old school style at the apeche club in Atlanta...I did it cuz the 23 year old me would been… — will.i.am
Whats always pissed me off about Idol is wanting to mask that, for that to go unspoken. Cmon. You cant be publicly gay? At this… — Adam Levine
I really hate to see each other seeking time and attention. So if you're pissed off with me, fine! Do your things and I'll do… — Pacifiersucker
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed. — Ashton Kutcher
Life is something where things are unpredictable, people are weird, relations are strange, expectations are hurt smiles are fake, still one keeps walking. — Unknown Author
When you allow people to piss you off, you're just letting them have that satisfaction. Just ignore them and laugh they'll be pissed — Sergio Raza
Blank 1 Told Blank 3 something about Blank 2. Now Blank 2 Is Pissed Because Blank 3 Told On Blank 1. Now Blank 1 Want… — Tee Shepard
Why do they feel the need to tell me, 'That film was sh*t'. It happens quite a lot. I was with my mum and daughter… — Ewan McGregor
Guys in America are a bit more forward than in England. You can be out, food shopping, and guys will just come up to you… — Natasha Bedingfield

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