Pissed Quotes

292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome — Nicholas Sparks
None of the bravado he usually showed was there. I guess there was "usually" and then there was being held in the grip of a… — Richelle Mead
Maybe that's what love is, I thought: it's being pissed off. — Margaret Atwood
No, Zoey." Heat sounded pissed. It's not okay here. Not for you." Well, maybe that's 'cause I'm not dead. Yet. — P. C. Cast
Minsk! How pissed-off that sounded! It was great. You could scare the bejayzus out of someone if you said it right. — Marian Keyes
There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know,… — Rachel Caine
I’ve never met anyone who had a monkey for a friend before. (Maggie) I don’t know. I think those two guys you were with would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What happened to him? (Lioness) He pissed me off. (Savitar) Why hasn’t one of the other jaguars taken his place? (Lioness) He pissed me off...big… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones — Lisa Kleypas
I have you – a god of mixed heritage – on an expedition that could unleash the Destroyer from her hole. Arikos, another god, on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Come on, Megeara. Walk on the wild side with me. Let’s get naked and ruin Solin’s upholstery. It serves two purposes. We’re happy and he’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Listen, God love everything you love - and a mess of stuff you don't. But more than anything else, God love admiration. You saying God… — Alice Walker
Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Have any of you taken a look out at Greece in the last, say, hour or so? (Hermes) What? Are they reacting to the fact… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was pissed off at… — Jennifer Rardin
Once, I had to drive Oliver to soccer, was ten minutes late, and learned that there had apparently been a misprint in the Bible on… — Deb Caletti
She thought I was...soulful, by which I think she means that I don't say much and I always look vaguely pissed off. — Nick Hornby
Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he… — Janet Evanovich
Let's have a partnership, Kate. I offer honesty, Kate. I don't have have outrun the Beast Lord I just pissed off, Kate. I only have… — Ilona Andrews
I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is… — Cecelia Ahern
...and I have this stupid little thought that Aaron didn't survive the croc attack after all, that he died but he's so pissed off at… — Patrick Ness
Sitting next to her, Amy was wide-eyed, mesmerized at the sight of Jack heading over in all his seemingly pissed-off-once-again glory. "I changed my mind,… — Julie James

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