Pissed Quotes

292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors

Being pissed off in church is like being sad during sex. — Bubbles
I think my life is over my dad is pissed at me for spending time with my mom and not with my dad and I… — Unknown Author
Ok so today for mothers day my family came over and my nan was saying happy mothers day to my mum and my aunts and… — Fading_scars
''If religion says that God is love, and why shouldn't two men be married.'' ''These rules were made my a God who doesn't really exist.''… — Jeremy Limn
Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No Girl: No who?… — Evan Ceaser
Just realizing today at my job that dogs are therapeutic. If your pissed, and you are around a dog, you will feel better. — Devin_eich
I'm not your fucking counselor, I mean I care But don't get pissed off if I can't always just be there I have my own… — Mikelwj
I must have been really pissed when I drove home last night. We don't own a tractor. — Green Monk
I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing... — Green Monk
Life is too short to worry about what people think. Forget yesterday forget tomorrow focus on the now. People are only jealous because they tried… — Jeremy Limn
But when I disappeared, it sort of pissed me off, that guys get to go on being sexual until they're seventy or eighty, and we… — Candice Bergen
We might fight amongst eachother, but I promise you this; we'll burn this bitch down get us pissed — 2Pac
Cause either you gonna whine or climb, I choosed the ladder Know you haters is pissed, hold your bladder though Before you get tossed like… — J. Cole
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. — Insane Clown Posse
I'm pissed cause you came around. Why don't you just go home. — Papa Roach
Like da pistons toss da heat, she was pissed off yea p.o.ed she said go head and wild out ill call ya p.o. You'll end… — Camron
Them other dudes Is whack. They penny pissed we gettin' rich. That's why we got them stacks. — Roscoe Dash
For us, there's nothing like playing all out pissed, agressive music! — Joey Jordison
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code... it's… — The Situation
When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed. — Audrey Kitching
Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking. — Dead Kennedys
Uh, oh, now I got ya pissed off. I walked out before you could run off. Now I ain't about to make this easier on… — Burnham
Just one more fight...about your leadership and I...will straight up leave your shit, cause i've had enough of this and now I'm pissed. — Limp Bizkit
For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online. — Gabriel Iglesias
Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour. I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord. I been. Southampton but… — Tinie Tempah

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