Pissed Quotes
292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors
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If I missed out on some really big action, I’m going to be royally pissed off!
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100…
— Tom Waits
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Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but…
— Justin Halpern
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I am pissed off at your insensitive inability to understand why I'm pissed off in the first place.
— Ai Yazawa
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Boy is he pissed," said Adrian. "Do you blame him?" asked Christian. "He just lost memerbship in the evil mastermind club. His brilliant plan fell…
— Richelle Mead
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I think we got in more trouble with Aunt Tasha,ʺ said Christian. ʺShe was kind of pissed off that we didnʹt tell her what was…
— Richelle Mead
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For instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation. And they’re seen…
— Jennifer Rardin
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I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.
— Christopher Pike
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Nice is good, but it's not enough. I want you back for real. I want to talk to you at lunch, instead of staring at…
— Rachel Vincent
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Forgiveness isn’t my best thing. Easier staying pissed. But I’m tired of being pissed all the time. Tired of feeling hurt by stuff that can…
— Ellen Hopkins
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Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.
— P. C. Cast
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Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice and got us…
— Janet Evanovich
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A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were…
— Dennis Lehane
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I couldn’t see Pritkin’s face very well, just a pale blur against the shadows, but he didn’t sound happy. Some people thought he had only…
— Karen Chance
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
— Darynda Jones
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What I love is how pissed off Jane Eyre is. She's in a rage for the whole novel and the payoff is she gets to…
— Francine Prose
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She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderly whether she liked it or not, and Sherlock…
— Jasper Fforde
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The favorite game of temperamental people is Try to Guess Why I’m Ticked Off. (Contestant number one, Why do YOU think he’s pissed off? Why,…
— Deb Caletti
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Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going…
— Mira Grant
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I hammered him with my fists. He just stood and took it. He didn't suffer graciously, he looked pissed off to no end. But he…
— Karen Marie Moning
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Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic…
— Warren Ellis
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where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things grow only to die,
— Charles Bukowski
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There is a time in our lives, usually in mid-life, when a woman has to make a decision - possibly the most important psychic decision…
— Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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There wasn't a colloquial phrase, or curse, that went something like, "May your day be full of angry dragons" or, "May every dragon you meet…
— Michelle Sagara
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And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens…
— Sophie Kinsella
Who Wrote These Pissed Quotes
215 authors contributed a total of 292 Pissed Quotes, led by these top contributors: