Pissed Quotes
292 Pissed quotes by 215 unique authors
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When I was younger I was very opinionated about art. And then, I realized that I kind of recognized this pattern where the things that…
— Joe Bradley
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I pissed off Greeks, particularly in my family, for years to come, because I popularized the word "malaka," which hitherto had not been known outside…
— John Kapelos
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Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We…
— Evan Davis
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Gregory Corso used to get really pissed when people called Bob Dylan a 'poet.' After writing poetry for a few years, I can understand that.
— Steve Earle
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Billy Graham talks about how he doesn't judge people. I don't either. Some people I am just pissed at.
— Jessica Hahn
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
— Bob Hope
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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in…
— Denis Leary
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Anybody intelligent enough to realize what America is, is not going to sit around and do nothing about it. They're going to be the same…
— Marilyn Manson
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There’s something insupportable about being pissed with the one person on this planet that sends your adrenaline flowing to remind you that you’re alive. It’s…
— Ana Castillo
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We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.
— Rachel Caine
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Wait long enough and people will surprise and impress. When you're pissed off at someone and you're angry at them, you just haven't given them…
— Randy Pausch
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Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things…
— Charles Bukowski
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Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Still, I'm doing the little FAX…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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My English teacher has no face. She has uncombed stringy hair that droops on her shoulders. The hair is black from her part to her…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the…
— Christopher Moore
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Too pissed off to cry, I said, 'This is only making me hate her. I don't want to hate her. And what's the point, if…
— John Green
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Because that was what you did with family when you'd been worried about them, you grabbed them and held on to them and told them…
— Cassandra Clare
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So I forcibly shove aside my prickles of pissed-off, which is easier than it sounds when millions of little sequined caffeine dancers are doing their…
— Deb Caletti
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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot…
— Willie Nelson
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As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made…
— P. C. Cast
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His eyes were green chips of flame, and the growl was so thick it blurred the air around him, the sound of a very pissed…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
— Charlaine Harris
Who Wrote These Pissed Quotes
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