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- Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of…
- I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and…
- The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
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