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• During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was…
• I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with…
• Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with…
• Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
• New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,…
• I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
• The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
• Religion is insanity by consensus.
• The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
• Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about; and those who preach faith and enable and…
• This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.
• If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If…

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