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- When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and…
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- When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. — Woody Allen
- In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything… — Ken Harrelson
- Bart Giamatti did not grow up (as he had dreamed) to play second base for the Red Sox. He became a professor… — David Halberstam
- Once in a while, I played second base; once in a while, outfield. But those were just pickup games and softball leagues.… — George Steinbrenner
- What the Yankees need is a second base coach. — Graig Nettles
- I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now… — Ted Alexandro
- I had never been to second base. — Unknown Author
- Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base. — Jimmy Breslin
- I had a Christian upbringing - it was all about sin and guilt. I was very happy just kissing people. I was… — Mira Sorvino
- Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way… — Jerry Coleman
- It is a simple fact that you can't steal second base if your foot is firmly planted on first. — Irene Rosenfeld
- Faith is so rare-and religion so common-because no one wants to live between first base and second base. Faith is the in-between… — Richard Rohr